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[fewdiodave]

To the unasked question, "Can David have too much caffeine?"... the answer is, yes.

Someone please stop my apartment from shaking.

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[paroxytone.livejournal.com]

Do we have to stage an intervention?


That would be awesome!

[anamorphic.livejournal.com]

No man, I'm clean, I'm good, I can get off the stuff anytime I want to! I don't have a problem, I swear!

[gingy.livejournal.com]

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, sweetie.

[anamorphic.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Know where I can score a shot of espresso?

[gingy.livejournal.com]

You need to move away from the coffee culture on the West coast.

[paroxytone.livejournal.com]

That's what they all say, man! Don't make me sign you up at Promises!

[geobabe1.livejournal.com]

Saaaay, maybe we could get another series with Dr. Drew out of this.

[paroxytone.livejournal.com]

We'd of course need Dave to be much more dramatic. A back story, yeah, a back story is what we need. Tragedy!

[anamorphic.livejournal.com]

I stubbed my toe this morning. Is that tragic enough?

[paroxytone.livejournal.com]

It's a start. We'll have to say you broke it, and upon X-raying your foot, they discovered you had a rare, but curable form of bone cancer however, the pain is only dulled through excessive caffeine consumption!

[anamorphic.livejournal.com]

You'll get my coffee when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! Mmmm... coffee...

[geobabe1.livejournal.com]

Look, you can flunk out, just get him into that tight t-shirt again.