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To the unasked question, "Can David have too much caffeine?"... the answer is, yes.

Someone please stop my apartment from shaking.

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Do we have to stage an intervention?

That would be awesome!

No man, I'm clean, I'm good, I can get off the stuff anytime I want to! I don't have a problem, I swear!

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, sweetie.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Know where I can score a shot of espresso?

You need to move away from the coffee culture on the West coast.

That's what they all say, man! Don't make me sign you up at Promises!

Saaaay, maybe we could get another series with Dr. Drew out of this.

We'd of course need Dave to be much more dramatic. A back story, yeah, a back story is what we need. Tragedy!

You'll get my coffee when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! Mmmm... coffee...

I stubbed my toe this morning. Is that tragic enough?

It's a start. We'll have to say you broke it, and upon X-raying your foot, they discovered you had a rare, but curable form of bone cancer however, the pain is only dulled through excessive caffeine consumption!

Look, you can flunk out, just get him into that tight t-shirt again.

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